Friday, 5 August 2011

Folk Lookalikes 4

Dear Sir,

Further to the correspondence from my former fiancee, Miss May Morning of Maidenhead, concerning the similarity between Phil Beer and Bill Bailey, I am shocked to see that her infatuation with Show Of Hands continues despite it forcing our separation. It was Miss Morning's fascination with Mr Beer's musical partner, Steve Knightley, that caused me to leave her and move to Ireland. 

Yes, I walked out on one May Morning... and who can blame me? She was constantly comparing Mr Knightley with her other "fantasy man" (see attached photo), and I could see there was no future for us.

Yours brokenheartedly,

I. M. A. Farmer,

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